I wasn't really expecting to stay with them as long as I have. But here I am 26 years old. Watching the Disney channel with my parents. Eating garlic bread with no garlic (because mom doesn't like garlic) and chicken broccoli noodles and getting ready to leave for my second job.
The Kardashians pretty much still live with their parents but for some reason it isn't as glamorous here as it seems there. Maybe it's because I'm not Armenian or maybe its because I haven't created items that make my booty pop nor have I married or become engaged to a 6'8 man.
Anyway, this all sounds quite depressing; which is how I had looked at it for a very long time. Okay in reality I had been depressed about it probably up until about two hours ago when I decided that this is actually quite humorous and, could be put into blog form.
So tonight while my parents were watching "Wizards of Waverly Place" (for those of you that live in reality here is what that show is about http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0799922/ ) I began to wonder, "Do other people my age live like this anywhere? Will I always live with my parents? And why do I think the kid that is portraying a 16 year old on the TV show is very very attractive?"
So this will be mainly about adventures with them. Unfortunately, I'm not my brother (http://smallstepstowardstupid.wordpress.com/) so nothing I will write will include deep thought or meaningful discussion, or sound remotely intelligent. So if that's what you're looking for, I suggest you hop on your broomstick and fly out of here .
I really need to watch some 20/20 or something immediately.
For the record I love both my parents very much so none of this is to make fun of them or bash them. They are good respectable people who are a little nutty. But so are all of us. If anything I'll be making fun of myself most of all : )
So enjoy. Don't cry too much. Give me money if you feel lead to. Or perhaps free Grammar lessons because I'm awful at Grammar. I just had to use spell check to correct how I had spelled it too.
